If you allow your children to read this book, they will forever after believe that you hate them and are attempting to murder them, and no amount of desperate reassurances of your undying love will persuade them otherwise. If you read this book, you will lose your job, suffer complete left-brain death, and be shunned from all rational society.
Worst of all, this book is presented from a Canadian cowboy’s perspective, widely considered to be the most infectiously unstable viewpoint of all. The Scientific Establishment has conclusively determined that this book contains pseudo-scientific religious propaganda of the most horrific western fundamentalist variety. –Richard Dawkins, 2004 Scientific Disclaimer For all the lessons Michael Bay never learned.
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